Last time we got to watch Russet turn into a child. There was trash and dirt.. a lot of trash and dirt. Rosie got knocked up again – poor child – and there was more trash and dirt.
Trigger warning; this chapter has some language and mild reference to sex. Consider yourself warned.
Speaking of trash.. thanks for kicking off this chapter by being a brat and creating more trash.
Russet; No problem
Jack continues to be infatuated with Rosie
Rosie; Well, durr.. why wouldn’t he be? Just don’t touch the food
Truth right there. Messing with a pregnant woman’s food might cause her to bite your face off. Then again, all she seem to do is eating and getting big as a house.
Rosie; What the hell? I’m not
But truthfully? She is.
So I make her work out
Rosie; I despise you
Dino; ehh ehhh.. keep eatin’ and she’ll be big as me
Rosie; Nobody asked you – and why is the dino talking?!
I dunno..? Must be in your head. Then again, so am I
And when she’s not eating, she’s sleeping. Productive
And so is Jack. Instead of working on the computer – really, Jack? – he seem to be sitting around reading. The same book. Over and over.
I send Rosie to talk to Russet because.. well because. A boy needs his mother.
Rosie; So whatcha’ doing?
Russet; Homework. Want to know what we’re learning about?
Rosie; Well, it should be about an awesome person; me.
Russet; Uh.. it’s history
Rosie; I could tell you a fascinating story about an old, crazy witch and a cemetary an-
No. Just no. We don’t need your kid to think that you’re insane and neglectful.
Russet; I don’t want to hear the story anyway
Rosie; Why not? What the hell.. I finally talk to you, kid, and you’re being a brat
Russet; Because you SUCK
Okay.. moving this show along because nobody wants to see more about that
Nice, Rosie. Wanting to go clubbing while pregnant. Perhaps the truth hurts?
But we didn’t go drinking, instead we did something almost as fun.
Rosie; Must you post all these god awful pictures?
Uh, yes. This is an ISBI and people are expecting great
Rosie; People suck!
Tsk, move this birth along, will you?
Which she did and social services are doing their magic trick by summoning this. Thank God because we can’t afford anything. Let alone another mouth to feed.
Meaning; Rosie’s a slacker for not working on promotions and Jack? Well I’ve lost all hope with that one
Yay – baby’s here! Jack didn’t even notice, pfft.
Anyway – meet baby Fallon; our sweet darling girl ❤
Rosie; No more brats. Jack better take care of this one
You make it sound as if you actually did take care of Russet
Rosie; The kid’s alive, isn’t he?
But that’s okay because I’m officially in love. Look how cute!
Russet; Why didn’t anyone tell me I have a sister?
… because your mom’s kinda suckish like that.
Something we already established
Russet; Well, I’ll take care of you baby sis.
Awww, at least you’re not
quite the monster I was scared you’d be.
Rosie went outside to pay the bills.. because electricity is kinda nice to have and wtf?? I don’t even understand? Why is there another Rosie?
Rosie; Oh hell no. There’s only ONE Rosie in town and that’s not this hussy
Well.. she’s hardly a hussy, she’s err.. a copy of you?
Rosie II; Get lost – There can be only one (get the movie reference and I love you :)))
Ladies, ladies, let’s be civilized
Of course there’s no such thing with Rosie.. or Rosie II for that matter. Imagine… TWIN Rosies in the house. That’s a scary picture right there.
Rosie; You’re asking for it, here comes the smackdown
Rosie II; you and what army, thunder thighs!
Oh no you didn’t
Depressed lady; Street fights are unimpressive and below me
Although there must be something barbaric and fascinating about it because she ends up stopping to watch the whole ordeal
Rosie; And stay off my lawn you hear me!!
Well, there’s no lawn..
Although it wasn’t until I saw them side to side that I noticed how much weight she’s put on.. like seriously! I thought it was due to being pregnant but looking back I see that she’s gradually put on more and more weight. So working out it is!
Rosie; Another reason to hate kids
Like you need another reason -.-
Let’s work out some of that aggression elsewhere
Rosie; this makes me look like a sex beast, eh?
Err.. no comment?
Creeper guy; with that booty you must be like a banshee in bed
Seriously, no one wants to hear that -.-
Rosie; It’s all about that bass (+1 for references xD)
Meanwhile Jack has at home figured out that his daughters born.
Jack; I think she peed on me
Well, Jack, this is an ISBI. People pee themselves and the house is never clean. It comes with the territory.
Jack to the rescue. At least he’s taking care of the baby since Rosie seem to 100% neglect little Fallon
Russet spends a lot of time in the bedroom too where he can be close to her. It makes for a happy legacy mom :]
Rosie; .. so anyway, I kicked the tramp’s ass. You’d be proud
That or the thought of two Rosie’s lead him to drinking. Can’t blame the guy.
Meanwhile in the background is max cuteness
I’ve even mostly forgiven Jack for the fact that he’s a slob that never helps out
Russet; Worry not. I will create a potion that will make a cleaning robot and a new mommy
Good luck with that
The following day Rosie’s having a fencing match with the kitchen tools
AKA baking a cake.
Because it’s birthday time! WOO! Make a wish, Rosie
Rosie; Hmmm.. I wish kids were never invented
Doesn’t quite work like that
It sucks to get old, eh?
Btw, that was the only guy showing up to the party. Although she only had two others to pick lol. At least the guy seem excited enough
She didn’t really have anything to worry about. She looks exactly the same
Rosie; Still a sexbeast – booty and all
Oh yea, I keep forgetting to have her work out -.-
Russet was napping the whole time and seeing how it’s an ISBI.. I can’t even make him participate. Jack, for that matter, was sleeping too. Nothing but family support around here
But don’t worry; we have practical strangers to take care of our babies
2 hours later..
Jack; So.. what’s going on around here?
You’re tardy for the pardy. (+2 for reference)
Your wife passed out. Such a party animal
Next time; Will baby Fallon grow up? Will there be more sibling cuteness? Will there finally be another promotion? Will Rosie’s booty become smaller?